poopinginschool:

interviewer: any special talents?

me: 

nosdrinker:

at least i can admit i’m a piece of shit

darrynek:

i threw a party once.  threw it really far.  like 200 feet

sorryforpartybarackin:

vriska-serkitty:

sorryforpartybarackin:

shoutout to every girl ever for being hot as h*ck and making me hate myself

did u just censor e in the word heck

You’re d*rn right I did I’m trying to get into Heaven